{"id":89,"date":"2011-05-14T11:35:57","date_gmt":"2011-05-14T18:35:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.arightroyalblog.com\/?p=89"},"modified":"2011-06-16T12:56:14","modified_gmt":"2011-06-16T19:56:14","slug":"a-tequila-sunrise-the-night-before-the-monaco-royal-wedding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.arightroyalblog.com\/?p=89","title":{"rendered":"A &#8216;Tequila Sunrise&#8217; for the Monaco royal wedding"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_90\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\" style=\"width: 287px\">\n\t<a rel=\"attachment wp-att-90\" href=\"http:\/\/www.arightroyalblog.com\/?attachment_id=90\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-90\" title=\"eagles to perform at prince albert's wedding\" src=\"http:\/\/www.arightroyalblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/lg_today_141.jpg\" alt=\"eagles to perform at prince albert's wedding\" width=\"287\" height=\"216\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.arightroyalblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/lg_today_141.jpg 287w, http:\/\/www.arightroyalblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/lg_today_141-150x112.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 287px) 100vw, 287px\" \/><\/a>\n\t<p class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Eagles, together since 1971. Photo: The Eagles<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Latest tidbit re <a href=\"http:\/\/www.arightroyalblog.com\/?p=35\">the summer nuptials<\/a> of Prince Albert of Monaco and Charlene Wittstock &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.palais.mc\/monaco\/palais-princier\/english\/royal-wedding\/news\/royal-wedding-of-hsh-prince-albert-ii-and-miss.2246.html\">The Eagles will perform the night before the wedding<\/a>, in a concert for the people of Monaco.<\/p>\n<p><em>Is that a threat or a promise?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a bad idea for so many reasons:<\/p>\n<p>1) \u00a0Prince Albert should be trying to minimize the twenty-year age gap between himself and his fiancee, not exaggerate it by wheeling out a band he listened to in high school, <em>before Charlene was born<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>2) \u00a0I&#8217;m all for full-employment of aging baby boomers, but aren&#8217;t The Eagles most often found at county fairs these days?<\/p>\n<p>3) \u00a0The Eagles&#8217;\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.cduniverse.com\/search\/xx\/music\/pid\/6299958\/a\/Very+Best+Of.htm\">Greatest Hits<\/a> speak for themselves. Endless opportunities for puns here. Take it away, readers!<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: On June 13th the Palace announced an opening act: Jason Hartman is not only a South African, like the bride-to-be, but he was also born <em>after<\/em> The Eagles started singing. Good save.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Latest tidbit re the summer nuptials of Prince Albert of Monaco and Charlene Wittstock &#8212; The Eagles will perform the night before the wedding, in a concert for the people of Monaco. Is that a threat or a promise? It&#8217;s a bad idea for so many reasons: 1) \u00a0Prince Albert should be trying to minimize [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-89","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-royal-family-monacao","category-royal-weddings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.arightroyalblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.arightroyalblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.arightroyalblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.arightroyalblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.arightroyalblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=89"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.arightroyalblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.arightroyalblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=89"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.arightroyalblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=89"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.arightroyalblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=89"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}