Sources at Clarence House confirmed today that the Duchess of Cambridge plans to cut her hair short as part of her charitable work.
Speaking off the record, royal aides explained that the Duchess felt too much media attention had been focused on her long hair, and she was embarrassed when news leaked about the cost of her elaborate hairdressing appointments.
The Duchess was reportedly also miffed when one royal blogger questioned the glossiness of her hair when compared to an equine actor.
A chin-length bob is the likely style, and locks of the Duchess’s hair will be auctioned off at a later date as a benefit for The Foundation of Prince William and Prince Harry.
The charity auction will coincide with an official rebranding of the organization as The Foundation of Prince William, Prince Harry, Duchess Catherine, and Possibly Chelsy.
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